Today, the cashier at American Apparel told me I owed him 49 cents. Like a boss, I told him I didn't care. MLIG

Today, I exclaimed: "YAY IT'S HARD!!!" MLIG

Today, I shared my free garlic fries with a friend because I'm super smart and get As on my tests. MLIG

Why aren't there any 24 hour cafes open?! Fucking shit! MLIG

Today, I realized that Radiohead's Creep is my soundtrack to my life. MLIG

Today, I tried to trick Avneesh by pretending to be Michael online. Again. I failed. Again. MLIG

Today, I argued in favor of vinyl records over digital CDs. I then proceeded to argue that I wasn't a hipster. MLIG

Today, I mused aloud, "if only I had a penis...". MLIG

Last week, I tried to impersonate Michael and Terrence via the interwebs. I failed. MLIG

Today I found out that shooting boba is super fun! I tried to shoot it into a recycling bin and failed miserably even though I said it was going to be super easy. MLIG

Today I saw Esther and Michael play rock paper scissors and said that moving the hand up and down in a jerkin motion is better because it's more distracting. MLIG

Today I almost called Justin Terrence because they both have huge thighs. MLIG

Today I ran in to 30 people from Mission. Those are just the ones from my graduating class. MLIG

Today, Avneesh referenced Jar-Jar Binks from Star Wars. I had no idea who or what he was talking about. MLIG

Today, I failed miserably at poking a straw through the plastic cover of my drink. MLIG

I wanted to make pesto with Michael's "thing" MLIG

Today, my friends made a blog about me. MLIG

I went to Crossroads. . . again. The clothing store not the dining common.MLIG

Today I was called a hipster 4 times. I'm not a hipster!MLIG.

I'm a walking caffeine encyclopedia; I don't know why I'm not a barista. MLIG

Because I played "bag, no bag" at dinner time, it took an hour longer than it was supposed to. MLIG

I waited in someone's room for an hour hoping to scare them. . . they never came. MLIG

Last night I got Jarunkah. MLIG

My Life is Guber

Today I watched 40 hours of Ted.com and craigslist. MLIG

Today, I climbed into someone's bed while they were sleeping because it was a "prank" and it "would be funny". MLIG

Today I got to see a guy fulfill his embarrassing promise of wearing my bra. MLIG.

Today, I laughed. Uncontrollably. MLIG

Today, I changed my changed my major. 3 times. (But for my entire career I've been PEIS) MLIG

My Life is Gu

Today, I had an extra large latte. Now I can't fall asleep for shit. MLIG