Today, the cashier at American Apparel told me I owed him 49 cents. Like a boss, I told him I didn't care. MLIG

Today, I exclaimed: "YAY IT'S HARD!!!" MLIG

Today, I shared my free garlic fries with a friend because I'm super smart and get As on my tests. MLIG

Why aren't there any 24 hour cafes open?! Fucking shit! MLIG

Today, I realized that Radiohead's Creep is my soundtrack to my life. MLIG

Today, I tried to trick Avneesh by pretending to be Michael online. Again. I failed. Again. MLIG

Today, I argued in favor of vinyl records over digital CDs. I then proceeded to argue that I wasn't a hipster. MLIG